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The Siddhartha Principle: You cannot cross a river in two strides.
Silver's Law of Doctoring: It never heals correctly.
Silverman's Paradox: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
Simon's Law: Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.
Simon's Law of Destiny: Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Sintetos's First Law of Consumerism: A 60-day warranty guarantees that the product will self-destruct on the 61st day.
Sir Walter's Law: The tendency of smoke from a cigarette, barbeque, campfire, etc.
o drift into a person's face varies directly with that person's sensitivity to smoke....
Sixth Law of Applied Terror: At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester -- and never attending.
Skoff's Law: A child will not spill on a dirty floor.
The Smiths's Law: No real problem has a solution.

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