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A bunch of girly-men. -- Bush supporter Arnold Schwarzenegger, on the -- Democratic presidential candidates, -- one of whom had won the Medal of Honor.
-- (I'm not a hero, but I play one on TV.)...
A bunch of guys were playing cards in the hospital.
They figured out a method of playing poker using the diagnosis chart at the foot of the bed....
A bunch of the boys were whooping it in the Malemute saloo
The kid that handles the music box was hitting a jag-time tune...
Abundance = Big party held in a bakery.
Abundance has success. The king attains abundance. Be not sad. Be like the sun at midday.
A bureaucrat's castle is his desk ... and parking place.
Proceed cautiously when changing either. -- Douglas Evely...
A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of everything before he destroys it.
A burger shy of a Happy Meal.
A burlesque dancer, a pip Named Virginia, could peel in a zip
But she read science fiction And died of constriction Attempting a Moebius strip....
A burning dog needs no chimney.

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