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So long as any amount shall remain unpaid under this note, the Borrower covenants and promises to that Bank that the borrower will not permit or suffer to exist any of the following conditio
death...
We're not afraid of challenges. It's like we always say
if you want to go out in the rain, be prepared to get burned....
How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby. -- Anonymous Manufacture
Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier.
-- Anonymous Traffic Repo...
This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time.
-- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL...
We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather.
Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the...
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly. -- Batman Costume warning label
Sure the body count in this movie bothers me, but what are you gonna do?
It's what everybody likes. At least its not an awful body count--it's a fun body count....
Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
-- Yogi Berra, baseball catcher, manage...
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
-- Yogi Berra, baseball catcher, manage...

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