Quotations - Stupid

Quotations - Stupid

Home › Fortune Cookies › Quotations - Stupid

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them.
-- George Bush, US Preside...
Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.
-- Doug Collins, basketball commentato...
I wanted all my ducks in a row so if we did get into a posture we could pretty much slam-dunk this thing and put it to bed.
-- Lee Cooke, mayor of Austin, TX, abusing cliche...
To forcibly remove a politician from office, one has to meet a much higher standard of dishonesty.
-- Michael Cooney, Santa Barbara attorney...
We shall reach greater and greater platitudes of achievement. -- Richard J. Daley, Chicago Mayo
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
-- Duffy Daugherty , football coach and sports analyst`...
Ordinary rape and murder just doesn't make it anymore.
Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away.
May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. -- Department of S...
I find it interesting how we get carried away by the dogma a-la-mode.
-- Lincoln Diaz-Ballart, US representative from Florida...
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
-- Vlade Divac, NBA basketball playe...

< previous

3

4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
next >