Rude

Rude

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George was over in England at a tea party, and was offerred a cup of tea by the English butler.
The butler said "Here, we serve three types of tea...
Movie Ratings PG -- the hero gets the girl. R -- the villain gets the girl.
X -- everybody in the movie gets the girl....
Did you hear about the freeloving secretary who says two martinis usually make her feel like a new man.
Simultaneous orgasms," explains a sex therapist, "are mostly the result of a stroke of luck.
13-YEAR-old GIRL -- meager beaver.
42D BRA -- tanks for the mammaries.
A daisy chain is no stronger than its weakest dink.
A lover is a strange bird. He feels strongest when he's all in.
A man was so miserable he decide to end it all with 100 aspirins, but after he'd taken a couple he felt much better.
A pushover is like a personnel manager ... she gives out jobs.

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