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Perhaps you've heard of the Acapulco Hooker who gives such prodigious head that she's known as the gulp of Mexico.
MERMAID -- Not enough woman to love and too much fish to eat.
While revenge may consist of seducing your enemy's wife, sweet revenge is finding out that she's a lousy lay.
A pilgrim returning from Lourdes tried to sneak an extra bottle of gin through customs, but was stopped by an official.
"What's in that bottle?" he asked. "It's holy water from Lourdes." "Neve...
What do you get when you cross a vagina with a silicon chip? A cunt that knows everything.
Have you heard about the transvestite who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
Q: What do soybeans and vibrators have in common? A: They're both meat substitute
FART -- A Greek love call.
A man rescured a genie from a bottle and was granted one wish as a reward.
I want to be rock-hard and get plenty of ass for the rest of my life," the man said....
REDNECK -- A good ol' boy who'll screw a black girl but won't go to school with her.

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