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While revenge may consist of seducing your enemy's wife, sweet revenge is the realization that she's a lousy lay.
Why does it take 3 Newfies to make chocolate chip cookies?
One to stir the batter and the other two to peel the Smarties....
Wife who put husband in dog-house often find in cat house.
Wife who slide down banister make monkey shine.
WINTER -- when the air conditioning repairmen leave for Europe and the furnace repairmen return.
WITHDRAWAL PAINS -- when a dog pulls out too fast.
WOLF -- a man with a little black book of canceled chicks.
WOLF -- a man with a strong will whose looking for a girl with a weak won't.
Woman who die virgin sure to get laid in coffin.
Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack may be titbit.
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