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Woman who put rooster in freezer have frozen cock.
Woman who spends much time on bedspring may have offspring.
WOMBAT -- an australian dildo.
You can pick your friends and...... you can pick your nose but.
..... you can't pick your friend's nose....
Young lovers, shop around before you buy. Puppy love is often the prelude to a dog's life.
ZEBRA -- the largest size a woman can buy.
A lady went to the butcher and asked him if he kept dripping.
"Yes", he replied. "And it's very embarrassing....
POT LUCK -- Finding the pay toilet door ajar.
CHUG-CHUG -- An over-forty go-go girl.
Word has reached us about a new chain of funeral parlors that have crematoriums right on the premises.
They're calling them WAKE & BAKE....

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