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Sign on a partition of a Y.M.C.A. washroom stall: WATCH OUT FOR LIMBO DANCERS!
Looking over ther rules and regulations for the Miss American Nymphomaniac Beauty Pageant, we noticed that the judges are permitted to enter as many times as they like.
ADULTERY -- Putting yourself in someone else's position.
It's been called to our attention that if Count Dracula had been burned at the stake, the result would have been Transylvanian ghoul ash.
Corrective historical footnote: John Marshall's promiscuous mistress was actually the first woman to sit on the Supreme Court.
LESBIAN RECRUITS -- as WACs fruit.
You have a back problem that's fairly common among girls in your line of work," the physician informed the prostitute.
Its known as curvature of the supine....
Maybe you've heard about the girl who dates heavyweight politicians because she enjoys being under the influence.
Do you know how to tell the clan of Scotsman? Lift up his kilt and if he's got two quarter-pounders, he's a McDonald.
Why is artificial insemination so successful? There's no chance of a cock-up.

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