Rude

Rude

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VIBRATORS -- Toys for twats.
Did you hear about the queer swallow? He flew backwards for a lark.
A choir boy tied the bell rope around his penis. The vicar tolled him off.
Heard of the Irish girl who bought a vibrator and broke off her front teeth.
IMPOTENT MARINER -- A salt with a dead weapon.
It's understandable why pimps don't go to night school.
Who wants to crack the books when can book the cracks?...
NEIGHBORHOOD ORGY -- A naked friendsy.
The treasury Department really could have stirred up controversy about what female should be featured on a U.
S. monetary unit by announcing that a new three-dollar bill would bear the likeness of Ani...
We've been told there's a new Soviet morality play about a defector to the West who loses both his morality and his sanity.
He takes to wearing and flaunting sexy panties day and night and keeps atte...
LOSER -- A male motorist who picks up a girl who's already walking home from a date.

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