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Rude

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What do you call a girl who can suck a golf ball through a six-foot piece of garden hose? Darling.
A TV-talk-show guest was asked what she thought was the greater problem in today's society--ignorance or apathy?
? She quickly responded: "I don't know and I don't care!...
A rude young man slapped a woman's bottom in a busy street.
As she turned around, he grinned broadly. "Ooops, sorry about that," he laughed, "I thought you were my mother....
How do Mr. and Mrs. Pinocchio make love? She sits on his face while he tells lies.
And to think," murmured the rosy-glow-feeling adolescent to the girl with whom he had just scored, "that a few short years ago I thought happiness was a warm puppy".
Gos, Mr. Travis," the young thing said to her boss as they were leaving the motel in the wee, small hours, "tonight you did it in triplicate!
I certainly hope," said a clear and firm young female voice in the jam-packed elevator, "that someone behind me is carrying a mini umbrella".
I found a good, stiff martini in a bar in Venice," announced the returned female tourist.
His first name was Paolo....
I was really primed for some tits and ass last night," the bumbling would-be Lotario reported with a groan, "but all I got in the fucking singles bar was twits and sass!
As was said of a dedicated prostitue who refused to be sidelined by a case of Rocky Mountain spotted fever, "She took a ticking, but she kept on licking.

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