Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
There are two types of dirt: The dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to.....to........uh.................
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.
The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mea...

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