Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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Seduced, shaggy Samson snored. She scissored short.
Sorely shorn, Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed, Silently scheming, Sightlessly seeking Some savage, spectacular suicide....
Everyone knows that dragons don't exist. But while this simplistic formulation may satisfy the layman, it does not suffice for the scientific mind.
The School of Higher Neantical Nillity is in fac...
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term.
Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight....
When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
Any given program, when running, is obsolete....
Any given program costs more and takes longer.

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