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Ned: Ho, ho, this is a dilly of a pickle. Man: Oh my God.
..the PTA has disbanded! [jumps out a window] Ned...
Jasper: Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the window.
..that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling....
Frink: N'hey hey! Ahem, n'hey, so the compression and expansion of the longitudinal waves cause the erratic oscillation -- you can see it there -- of the neighboring particles.
...
Moe: OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here".
Er, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita Bath?...
Skinner: Well, children, I don't know what you did to all those substitutes, but it's going to stop now.
Leopold? Leopold: [bursting in] All right, you listen up, you little _freaks_. ...
Marge: Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart Simpson's mother.
[everyone laugh...
Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting....
Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?...
Bart: Psst! Over here. Marge: Huh? Bart: Mom, I need a dollar.
Ever since you started teaching here kids have been taking my lunch money, and I need that money for candy....
Bart: That's it, I can't take this any more, Milhouse.
I've got to get the real teachers back....

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