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Smithers: The man became consumed by greed. He'd steal from anyone!
[flashback to part one] Smithers: This isn't a rival company you're battling with, it's a school....
Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
Who are you? Where are you going? Ke...
Mel: Mr. Smithers must have seen that program too! He never misses it.
[puffs pipe] Hmm...at the town meeting, he mentioned that he watched Comedy Central....
Mel: Mr. Burns was shot Friday at three p.m., the very time that Smithers was at home watching "Pardon My Zinger".
So you see, he couldn't have done it. Smithers: [gasps] Yes, you...
Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot, how come nobody reported it?
[at the old folks home, they pound on door 26] [Jasper answers] Wiggum...
Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselve
who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers? Marge: I guess it's never the...
Wiggum: OK, boys, we've got a clue: the bullet they took out of Burns.
Now, let's discuss the, um...[picks up Agatha Christie book] mo- tive....
Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....
Tito: Revenge? Of course. But why wound his body with bullets when I could set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo?
Listen, if you will, to my revenge -- uno, dos, tres! ...
Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr.
Burns....

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