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Lisa: Hey Mom, is this how you caught him? [throws Bart to the ground with his arm behind his back] Ba
[panting] Face it, Lis, you're too puny to -- aah! Ow! Lisa: Heh heh heh... Marge...
Wiggum: All right, get in there. Lou: You're going _down_.
Eddie: I want a piece of him. Wiggum: You think you're pretty hot, huh?...
Homer: You did _what_?! Bart: I borrowed your nail clipper.
What's the big deal? Homer: Nothing. I'm just a little edgy since your mother told me she wants to be a cop....
Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is _not_ something that happens overnight.
It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge. Man: Forget about the...
Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
Wiggum: All right, settle, people. People, settle.
People! Ward and Van Zuylen, stake out Donut Land...
Marge: Hello, Mr. Hutz. Hutz: I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private!
You stick your nose in, you'll be violating attorney-dumpster confidentiality....
Apu: So, you are the new cop on the beat. [sighing] OK, I know the drill
what will it be? $100? $200? Marge: $200. [realizing] No, no!...
Marge: {I got a report on a domestic disturbance at this address.
} Skinner: {Yes, indeed there is. There's an inflatable bath pillow that mother and I both enjoy....
Lisa: So Mom, what are you going to do with your day off?
Marge: I just want to relax and forget that I'm part of that thin blue line which stands between civilization and chaos....

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