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Marge: Bart, leave that crowbar here. You know I don't like you prying and jimmying.
-- Motherly chastisement, "The PTA Disband...
Milhouse: Mom! Dad! Great news! The teachers are on -- Mrs.
Van H: We heard. Mr. Van H: And we already hired a tutor....
Bart: You, with the crane! Spin around real fast! [crane operator shrugs, then does so] Now you!
Dump three tons of sand onto that Porta-potty. [a man enters the Porta-p...
Homer: Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us!
Lisa: But, Dad, by striking, they're trying to effect a change in management so that they can be happier and more productive....
Lisa: I've got some textbooks but without state-approved syllabi and standardized testing my education can only go so far.
Marge: Honey, maybe you should relax a little. Lisa: Relax? I can'...
Edna: Good news, people! [the other teachers cheer] I'm happy to announce that another union has joined us in a sympathy strike
he piano tuners' Local 412! [the...
Tutor: Fifteen minute recess, Milhouse. The recess assignment is chapter three through seven.
Milhouse: Yay! Recess! [tears outside] Bart: Milhouse! I found a hive of killer bees. Y...
Lisa: [panting] Grade me...look at me...evaluate and rank me!
Oh, I'm good, good, good, and oh so smart! Grade me!...
Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive.
This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat....
Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to or-diddely-order.
Let's see if we can't put an end to this strike fuss, huh?...

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