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Bart: OK, here's how it goes: I'm the leader, Milhouse is my loyal sidekick, Nelson's the tough guy, Martin's the smart guy, and Todd's the quiet religious guy who ends up going crazy.
A...
Bart: Remember: if you get lost, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
Martin: Here's a tip...
Milhouse: Oh my gosh! Look: the fire hydrants here are yellow.
Nelson: This place is starting to freak me out....
Marge: It's almost lunch time. Do you know where your brother is tutoring?
Lisa: Pfft. Tutoring? The only thing Bart's teaching is guerilla combat in Shelbyville....
Database: Uh, the trail has become indistinct. I suggest we split up to cover more ground.
Bart: Good idea. Milhouse, you and me will be Omega Team. Todd, you and Data are T...
Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
Martin: OK, piglet, start squealing. Where'd you get the lemons for this lemonade?
Boy: Uh...this is Country Time lemonade mix....
Milhouse: What are they saying? Bart: I'm not sure.
Milhouse: I thought you said you could read lips. Ba...
Bart: Hello, there, fellow Shelbyvillians. Martin2
Wait a minute. If you're from Shelbyville, how come we've never seen you at school?...
Shelby: We just got word there's Springfield kids in town.
[all the kids growl] Bart: Curse those handsome devils!...

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