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Marge: Well, I'm just shocked by this whole family.
Whatever happened to good old-fashioned town pride?...
Nelson: When it comes to catching trout, nothing beats the German light infantry.
Bart: Beautiful, aren't they. [referring to the trout] Nelso...
Bart: Hey, Milhouse! How's the lemonade business? Milhouse
It's clearly booming, Bart. [Lisa holds a glass] Lisa...
Bart: You know, Milhouse, I've been thinking: this town ain't so bad.
Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings....
Milhouse: Hey, kid: stop wearing your backpack over one shoulder.
We invented that, copycats. Milhouse2...
Abe: Grampa's the name. Did you know this tree dates back to frontier times?
Kids: Wow! Frontier times. etc. Abe: Shut up!...
Abe: It all began when Jebediah Springfield first came to these lands with his partner, Shelbyville Manhattan.
[flash to pilgrims approaching a hilltop] Jebediah: People, our sea...
Bart: Those Shelbyville kids think they're so hot, but you know what?
They're not. Milhouse: I really agree with you on this one, Bart....
Bart: The lemon tree's gone! Martin: And the tracks appear to lead into Shelbyville.
Database: Oh look, a clue. A candy bar wrapper. Milhouse...
Marge: {Where are you going, Bart?} Bart: {Mom, you won't believe this, but something you said the other day really got through to me.
} Marge: {[happy] Mmm!} Bart: {And now, I am going to tea...

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