The Simpsons

Willy: I'm telling ye, I could nay have shot Burns.
[uncrosses, then recrosses, his legs; everyone groans] Eddie...
Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No! [buzz] All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him....
Marge: Grampa, I found your cigar box dug up in the back yard but the gun wasn't there.
Have you seen it? Abe: You accuse me of everything around here?...
Wiggum: We're still not close. Boy! This is going to be an all-night brain-buster.
[rolls chair over to coffee machine] Oh, we're out of coffee!...
Wiggum: [awakening] Oh! Oh. Eddie: I had an idea, Chief
why don't we check out that suit Burns was wearing when he got shot?...
DNA guy: Ooh, nice eyelash. Yours? Wiggum: No. We need to find out who it belonged to.
We want a DNA test. DNA guy: Ooh, ooh, ee, ooh, ooh, that takes, uh, eight to ten weeks....
Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns' clothing and your father was identified by the old man himself....
Wiggum: We need two cups of coffee, and two orders of bite-sized breakfast pancakes.
With extra dipping sauce. Kid: Please pull up to the service window, please....
Nick: [opening the door] Hi, everybody! Burns: Ho, mer-Simp son!
Nick: OK, that was a little strange. Um, tell me...
Marge: The police have such a strong case against Homer.
Mr. Burns said he did it, they have Homer's DNA -- Lisa...

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