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Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
But instead it's been painful a...
Jericho: You're late, Herman. Herman: Surely you don't mind waiting for merchandise of this quality, Mr.
Jericho? Jericho: [checking the contents of the briefcase] Looks like good stuff, ...
Homer: Hey Herman, I had to come out here to see what's so funny.
[gasps] A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!...
Herman: [ominous] Advance on him, men. Marge: [appearing at the garage door] I don't think that's a very good idea.
Crony: Oh no, it's Gloria Vanderbilt out for revenge! Marge: No, it's Off...
Homer: Oh, Marge, you saved my life! I'm sorry I teased you.
You are a really good cop. I'm proud of you....
Abe: That's _my_ ambulance. I called for it four hours ago.
Homer: Marge, how did you know -- Marge: That the pants would rip?...
Bart: [gasps] "Wet cement"! Is there any sweeter sign?
Well, maybe "High voltage". [skates towards it] [a safe full of jewels falls in front of him...
Bart: This is for the ages. [flash to futuristic city with people crowded around] [the word "Bart" is etched in the concrete] Woma
Like Stonehenge, this site will forever be...
Bart: Oh, good: somebody's shadow. I'll just turn and brag about my work.
[turns] Aah! Marge: Bart, you've graffito-tagged public property!...
Marge: I can't believe you vandalized your own hometown, Bart.
What would Jebediah Springfield say? Ba...

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