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Otto: Whoa. I can't believe I got booted off the team for Mr.
Businessman. Pfft! I bet I'll get respect once I get that Harvard diploma....
Burns: Well, we certainly got walloped tonight, eh, fellas?
[laughs] Homer: Yeah, ha ha -- [gets kicked under the table] Well, Mr....
Todd: [without enthusiasm] You're "it". [touches Lisa] Lisa
[to Milhouse] Now you are the one who is "it". Milhouse...
Bart: Wow! Look at all the colors, man! Lisa: Red, green, yellow, orange!
I remember all of these. Milhouse: I'm freaking out!...
Homer: Oh, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship.
Now, thanks to Burns, it's never going to happen....
Moe: Don't worry about nothing, Homer. I have a feeling that Mr.
Burns is going to have a little accident that might keep him from bowling with us tonight, heh heh heh....
Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu...
Homer: Woo hoo! We won! We won! [Homer, Apu, and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from the case] [Homer holds it, but Burns takes it] Bu
You mean, _I_ won. Apu: B...
Oh, he wants that corn so much!
-- Homer watches Bumblebee man, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Bart: Let's go to the Sharper Image. They've got a TV shaped like a '50s diner.
Lisa: No, let's go to the Nature Company. They've got a TV assembled by Hopi Indians....

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