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Patty: Hey, Selma. That plane would go great with your suitcase.
Selma: Nah. I just bought it to soak my feet in. [which she is doing right now] Ohh, ohhh....
Bart: I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused you, Krusty, but you know, my mom says God never closes a door without opening a window.
Krusty: No offense, kid, but your mom's a dingb...
Shiva H. Vishnu! -- Apu's expletive, "Bart the Fink
Chalmers: I must say I've had a lovely evening, Agnes.
I don't suppose I could come in for a cup of....
Lisa: You gotta hand it to Krusty. Homer: Yeah. Even with all his problems, he's still willing to do something unbelievably dangerous just to entertain his fans.
All: Wow. Bart: Yeah, tha...
Ladies and gentlemen... Krusty the Clown... is dead. -- Chief Wiggum, "Bart the Fink
Bart: I can't believe Krusty is really gone. Home
Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's in heaven right now laughing it up with the other celebrities....
We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Herschel Shmoikel Krustofsky, beloved entertainer and dear friend.
.. [perking up] Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from other show busine...
I'm going to miss you, Krusty. Me and all the other Sideshows.
.. except Sideshow Bob. -- Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the Fink...
In the midst of our sorrow, we can take solace in the fact that your elevated blood alcohol level probably helped you burn up quicker.
-- Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the Fink...

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