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Marge: 90% of the time, if the gas isn't pumping, this is your problem.
[turns a switch at back which resets the pump] Evely...
Marge: Bart, comb your hair. Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie.
Homer: But Sipowicz does it. Marge: If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do...
Gatekeeper: Name, please. Homer: Simpson family.
Marge: We're not poor. [looks around nervously] Well, we're not....
Everybody, keep smiling, and I know we're going to fit right in.
-- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Evelyn: Karin, Gillian, Elyzabeth, Patricia, Rauberta, Susan, meet Marge.
[the ladies greet Marge] Marge: Pleased to meet you....
I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey.
-- Susan, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Marge: I get food in the mail, but in a different way.
Every month, Good Housekeeping arrives in my mailbox bursting with recipes....
Bart: That place is weird. A man in the bathroom kept handing me towels, until I paid him to stop.
Homer: [holding a stack of towels] Should have held out longer, boy. -- You can neve...
Lisa: The rich are different from you and me Marge
Yes, they're better. -- Socially better, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Today, while the rest of you were being different, I did a very good job of fitting in.
-- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...

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