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Well, that's the funeral, folks. We'll be sitting shivah at the friar's club at 7
00 and again at 10. You must be over 18 for the 10...
Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that.
[snap] Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....
Bart: Mom, I just saw Krusty! Marge: Yes, dear, in your mind.
Bart: No, on the street. Marge: On the street in your mind....
Bart: Dr. Hibbert, who was that man? Hibbe
Lisa: Bart, you're seeing Krusty everywhere because you want to tell him you're sorry for causing his death.
Would it help if I told you you're not responsible for Krusty's death. Bart: Y...
McAllister: Arr, I've got some customers. Call me back, Ishmael. -- "Bart the Fink
It's no use, Bart. We've looked up and down these docks, from Pier One to that Pier One by Pier 17.
-- Lisa, on the search for Krusty, "Bart the Fink...
Lisa: Are you Rory B. Bellows? Rory: Yes. Bart: How about Krusty the Klown?
Rory: Sorry, I don't do impressions. Ba...
Bart: Well, now that we've blown your cover, I guess you gotta come back and do your show again!
Lisa: Or kill us... [they both nervously giggle] -- Way to go Lise, "Bart the Fink...
Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
The sea air is cleaning my lungs....

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