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Let's go. I wouldn't want to join any club that would have _this_ me as a member.
-- Marge waxes philosophical, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Lisa: It's okay. Those snobs would have never made us members, anyway.
[at the ball, a huge gala had been set up for OFF] Evely...
Boy: [mopping] Hey, did you guys just come from the prom?
Bart: Sort of. Marge: But, you know, we realized we're more comfortable in a place like this....
Executor: May I offer my condolences on the untimely passing of your Great Aunt Hortense.
As her only living heirs, you stand to inherit her entire estate....
Homer: Best night's sleep I ever had. Lisa: Their tap water tasted better than ours.
-- The Simpsons spend the night in a haunted house, "Bart the Fink...
Marge: What are you gonna spend your money on, kids?
Bart: There's a special down at the Tacomat: a hundred tacos for a hundred dollars....
Marge: You'll feel better knowing your money's in the hands of professionals.
Clerk: [in an ape mask] Uk, uk, are you folks ready to go ape?...
Man: ... and you'll find that saving for your future is far more thrilling than any roller coaster.
Bart: Really? Wow, I should have started a long time ago! Man: Mm-hmm. Now sign these form...
Milhouse: A million dollars? Gee, thanks Bart, I owe you one.
Bart: That's a postdated check, remember. Don't cash it 'til...
That's it, no more autographs. They're naming a burger after me at the new restaurant.
-- Krusty, "Bart the Fink...

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