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Marge: I need a formal dress for tonight! Patty: You've come to the right place.
Selma: We've got classy duds up the yin-yang....
Homer: Good morning, Mr. Burns. Beautiful day to be outside, isn't it?
Burns: Rant on, Simpson, but your vainglorious boasting will only add savor to my inevitable triumph....
Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club.
The sand wedge! Homer: Mmm... open-faced club sandwich....
Marge: Miss? Miss? Do you have a Chanel suit or any other high quality clothes?
Saleswoma...
Burns: Smithers, what are you doing up here? Home
And what are you doing with this ball, and all those other balls?...
I knew my kind wasn't welcome here.
-- Krusty at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Homer drives to the entrance of the country club] Marge
Homer, what are you doing? Homer: I'm driving up to the main building....
Homer: I'm going to regale everyone with my anecdote.
You know, the one I tried to say on the radio? Heh, heh....
You kids should thank your mother. Now that she's a better person, we can see how awful we really are.
-- Homer at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Marge: Homey, I like your in-your-face humanity. I like the way Lisa speaks her mind.
I like Bart's-- [Bart smiles, but it fades] I like _Bart_....

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