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Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name electronics!
Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs....
Marge: [holding up a headband] Mmm, honey, I don't think these clothes are us.
Lisa: Who are they? Cletus: Hey, Brandine....
It wouldn't be right to buy something just for me. If it were a suit we all could wear, maybe.
.. -- Marge tries on a Chanel suit, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Lisa: Come on, Mom, you never treat yourself to anything.
Marge: Oh sure I do. I treated myself to Sanka not three days ago....
Lisa: Just buy [the suit]. You don't have to rationalize everything.
Marge: All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy....
Homer: [whistles at Marge] You look great. Marge: Really?
You like it? Oh, I'd love to wear this someplace special....
What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway.
-- Homer, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Apu: Oh, Mrs. Simpson, you are looking very prosperous today.
Might I interest you in some of our impulse items here by the cash register?...
Woman: Attendant, I'd like some gas. Apu: Yes, I'm sorry, I do not speak English, okay.
Woman: But you were just talking to... Apu: Yes, yes....
Evelyn: Well, I can't pump [the gas] myself. I'm calling AAA.
Marge: [stops her] I used to be a little overwhelmed too, but it's not that hard....

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