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Skinner: Several days ago, a violent riot erupted incited by an inflammatory T-shirt slogan.
No, no, now don't try to remember what that slogan was! To ensure that this frenzied ...
All but Moe: Go, Moe! Go, Moe! Don't make Homer shout out "D'oh"!
[Moe rolls a strike] All: Yay!...
Wiggum: {All right, Snake: make us proud. [Lou unlocks his leg irons]} Snake
{[winding up] One, two, three! [runs quickly] Four five six seven eight nine ten....
Homer: There it is, boys: the championship trophy. Apu
We will never possess it. The Holy Rollers have won it five years in a row....
Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets.
And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination....
Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.
} Smithers: {Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_....
All but Homer: Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer! Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!
[Homer gets a strike; they cheer] Homer: By the way, guys: rhyming...
Otto: Oh, man! He'll blow our winning streak. Moe
Yeah. Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything....
Skinner: Ah, these uniforms are godsend. Horseplay is down 40%, youthful exuberance has been cut in half, high spirits are at an all-time low.
Doris: They've even begun blinking i...
Edna: Now, children, while you're having quiet time, I'm going to make sure my desk is exactly parallel to the rear wall.
[bends over her desk with her butt toward the class] Ba...

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