The Simpsons

Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records.
Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I merely shot it....
Hurlbut: Heere's jonnycakes. Is everything okay? You look a bit flushed.
Lisa: It's just the excitement from studying Jebediah....
Homer: [ringing bell] Hear ye, hear ye! What's for breakfast!
Marge: Toast. Homer: I don't understand thee, Marge....
Lisa: Jebediah Springfield was really a vicious pirate named Hans Sprungfeld.
His tongue was bitten off by a Turk in a grog house fight....
Hoover: Ralph, A. Janey, A. And Lisa, for your, ahem, essay "Jebediah Springfield
Super Fraud", F. Lisa: But it's all true. Hoove...
Hurlbut: I think, Lisa, that you've been taken in by an obvious forgery.
Unfortunately, historical research is plagued by this sort of hoax -- the so-called confession....
Lisa: Okay, I'd like 25 copies in canary, 25 in goldenrod, 25 in saffron, and 25 in paella.
Clerk: OK, 100 yellow. -- At a copy center, "Lisa the Iconocla...
Comic book guy: Question: is your name Ripley Scott or James Cameron?
Homer: No, it's Homer. Comic book guy: Then I would thank you to stop peering at my screenplay, _Homer_....
Lisa: Hi, Apu. Can I put these posters up in your window?
Apu: Well, of course you can, you little pixy. You are just as sweet as the stix which bear your name....
Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about Jebediah Springfield.
Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute....

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