The Simpsons

Smithers: [on mike] Get ready for exciting quarter-mile action at the Springfield Dragway.
It'll be motorized mayhem mayhem mayhem. [softly] Do we need all those "mayhems"?...
Smithers: Uh, hello. You got a "Help Wanted" sign on the window?
Moe: Yeah, I need someone to help me with the midnight beer delivery....
Mrs. Burns: [on phone] Whot? Smithers: Hello, Mrs.
Burns? This is Waylon Smithers. I have your son Montgomery on the line....
Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
.. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
TV: "Movie For A Rained-Out Ballgame" now returns to Dyan Cannon, Troy McClure, and the Muppets in the 1977 film
The Muppets Go Medieval". Troy: Oh Princess Fair, wilst thou grant me thine dai...
Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet? Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but man.
.. [laughs] So to answer your question I don't know. -- No deep thoughts yet, I see, "A Fi...
Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure....
Troy McClure's a perfect gentleman, like Bing Crosby or JFK.
-- Now who's being naive, Marge?, "A Fish Called Selma...
Wiggum: All right, Captain Rush-Rush, out of the car!
[Troy slams the DeLorean's door in his face] Ow, I'm seeing stars here!...

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