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Burns: I'll have my lunch now. A single pillow of Shredded Wheat, some steamed toast, and a dodo egg.
Homer: But I think the dodo went extinct... Burns: Get going! And answer those phones, i...
Lousy two-legged pants. -- Homer's deep reflexions at 4:30, "Homer the Smithe
Marge: Homie, it's 4:30 in the morning. Little Rascals isn't until 6.
Homer: I know, I'm taping it. I want to get to Burns' house bright and early to make his breakfast....
Doughnuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food! -- Mr.
Burns, commenting on Homer's breakfast, "Homer the Smithe...
Burns: Here, tell me how my stocks did yesterday. Home
Uh... they all won. Burns: What about my options? Home...
Burns: Scrub harder. Got to get that layer of dead skin off.
Homer: [groans] -- Burns' personal hygiene, "Homer the Smithe...
Burns: [from his office] Simpson? Simpson? [walks into Smithers' office] Did you get that report on the accounting department?
Homer: Yes sir, I did. [reads] "The accounting departme...
Homer: Here are your message
Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you. Smithe
[on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well, I have a lot of....
Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Ba...

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