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Smithers: I've got to find a replacement that won't outshine me.
Perhaps if I searched the employee evaluations for the word [types] "Incompetent"....
I think Smithers picked _me_ because of my motivational skills.
Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around....
Lisa: You know Dad, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm.
Marge: [comes in, holding a bowl] You know Homer, assisting Mr....
Homer: Um, is this the chair I'll be sitting on? Smithe
Yeah. [Homer plays with the chair] Now, I realize caring for Mr....
Smithers: [answering] Montgomery Burns' office. Oh, hello Mrs.
Burns. I'll see if your son is available. Home...
Smithers: I'm sorry, Monty can't come to the phone right now.
He's in a very important meeting and can't be disturbed....
Smithers: Mr. Burns can't stand talking to his mother.
He never forgave her for having that affair with president Taft....
Burns: [spits] Really Smithers, I'll be fine. I'm sure your replacement will be able to handle everything.
Who is he, anyway? Smithers: Uh, Homer Simpson, sir. One of your organ banks from secto...
Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't understand 2,700 of my new duties.
Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is giving you the most trouble?...
Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home...

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