The Simpsons

Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
[severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello....
Burns: [throws his glass at Homer] You call this Postum?
[bashes a 5-feet high pile of paper] Burns: You call this a tax return?...
Marge: Is there something wrong, Homie? Homer: No. Marge
Except? Homer: Except... I killed Mr. Burns! -- Just asking, "Homer the Smithe...
Lisa: What happened, Dad? Homer: I punched Burns right in his 104-year-old face.
Lisa: Are you sure he's dead? Maybe you just really really hurt him....
Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
Burns: Praise God. I think the thug has finally gone home for the day.
Now, I can make my escape... Homer: [shows into the mirror] Hi, Mr....
Burns: Stay back Homer, approach no further, coffee's already made.
I stomped the beans myself. Homer: Uh, well, can I at least drive you home, Mr....
Homer: Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you, sir?
Burns: Already taken care of. [shreds the reports and throw them out the window] Bu...
Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
. Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know Homer Simpson, he pitched in around the office while you were away....
Marge: Cheer up, Homie. Homer: I just feel terrible about getting Mr.
Smithers fired. That job was all he had. Imagine how _you'd_ feel Marge if you got fired from the....

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