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Smithers: [on mike] Testing, testing for Mr. Burns.
[to Burns] Here you go, sir, I've warmed up the crowd for you....
Announcer: Welcome, welcome, welcome to an evening of exciting quarter-mile action, action, action!
Our first race is a benefit for daredevil Lance Murdoch, Murdoch, Murdoch, who's hospita...
Burns: Smithers, this beer isn't working. I don't feel any younger or funkier.
Smithers: I'll switch to the tablespoon, sir....
Announcer: Coming up next, our feature race: the Nuclear Power Plant Championship.
Plant plant! Burns: Ah, at last. Smithers, fetch the bi-oculars....
Lenny: [drunk] Eh, Burnsie. This was some swell shindig.
Thank you very much! Burns: [frightened] Smithers, what's happening?...
Burns: You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes, Smithers.
And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread....
Smithers: Good morning, sir! To make up for my failure last night, I alphabetized your breakfa
you can start with the waffles and work your way up to the zwieback....
Burns: Pull yourself together, man. I daresay you're in need of a long vacation.
Smithers: No! Don't make me take a vacation! Without you I'll wither and die!...
Smithers: But what would you do without me, sir? Bu
Thuh! I'm not a baby who needs a nursemaid to burp me....
Burns: Now, I insist that you take a vacation, just as soon as a temporary substitute can be found.
[leads Smithers to the door and closes it] [from behind the door] Sheesh. -- Smithe...

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