The Simpsons

Wiggum: License please? [Troy hands his license] Says here you need corrective lenses.
Put those glasses on, Mister. Troy: You wouldn't ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses?...
Grampa: [to Selma] Hello Marge. [to Patty] Hello Marge.
Selma: [groans] How come no Chippendales dancers ever come in to renew their licenses?...
Hibbert: Troy McClure? I thought he disappeared after that scandal at the aquarium.
Louie: Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead....
Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses....
Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
[points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....
Selma: All these celebrities on the walls; I'm just know a big star like you is up there somewhere.
Troy: Uh, yes, I'm over there... [vaguely points somewhere] Selma: [as she browses the wall...
Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress Disorder from scratching my butt all day....
Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too....
Lenny: Hey, Homer, isn't this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy McClure?
Homer: Pft... Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie star, he could be dating washed-up supermodels....
Parker: Troy, my man, it's MacArthur Parker. Troy
MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker _my_ agent?...

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