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Lisa: It's not my nature to complain, but so far today we've had three movies, two filmstrips, and an hour and a half of magazine time.
I just don't feel challenged. Skinne...
Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time, Bart!
You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!...
Krabappel: [simultaneous with Skinner] Yay! Skinne
Hooray! Krabappel: You dream about this day for so long, then when it comes, you don't know what to say....
Bart: Military school?! You lied to me! Home
[chuckles] Well, I'm sorry if you heard, "Disneyland," but I distinctly said, "military school....
Marge: Well, it certainly was nice of you to accept Bart in the middle of a semester.
Commandant: Fortunately, we've had a couple of recent freak-outs, so that freed up a...
Cadet: Truth is beauty, beauty truth, sir! Lisa
They're discussing poetry! Oh, they never do that at my school....
Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...
Commandant: Let's go over this one more time, just to make sure I understand the situation.
[clears throat] You're a girl. Lisa: Yes. Commandant: Oh, gosh darn it, I just don't unde...
Marge: Lisa, if you ever want to quit and come home, I'll be here in half a jiff.
Bart: [poking his head into frame] I want to quit and come home....
Commandant: Atten-hut! Gentlemen, we now have a girl cadet among our ranks, so we're going to have to make a few changes.
First of all, Franklin, you are no longer the g...

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