The Simpsons

Bart: Is your boss governor yet? Homer: Not yet, son, not yet.
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Advisor: The voters now see you as imperial and god-like.
Burns: Hot dog! Advisor: But there's a down-side to it....
Homer: Oh! Great toast, Marge! Oh, by the way, the night before the election, Mr.
Burns is coming over for dinner. Marge: What!...
Advisor: Little girl, do you think you can memorize this by dinnertime tomorrow?
Lisa: "Mr. Burns: your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train....
Mr. Burns wants you to appear veeeery affectionate towards him.
But we must remind you, he hates being touched....
Homer: Marge, get back in bed. Marge: [on the floor] No, I'm just fine right here.
Homer: What's wrong? I just want to snuggle. Marge...
Bad dog! Bad... neighbor dog!
-- Homer, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Dear God: We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
-- Bart says Grace, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Lisa, you're learning many valuable lessons tonight.
and one of them is to always give your mother the benefit of the doubt....
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...

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