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So you're saying this fish may have an advantage over other fish.
It may be, in fact, a kind of `Super-Fish'!...
This fish is a miracle of nature. With a taste that can't be beat.
[rubs his tummy] Mmm-mm!...
Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns.
-- Monty Burns' campaign song, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Wow! Super-Fish! -- Barney, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
That Burns is just what this state needs: Young blood!
-- Abe, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Homer: I hope Burns and I can count on your support, honey.
Marge: Homer, I'm a Bailey Booster. Homer: Oh, yeah?...
Advisor: Congratulations, Mr. Burns, the latest polls show you are up six points.
Burns: Ah, giving me a total of... Advisor: Six....
Mary Bailey: My worthy opponent thinks that the voters of this state are gullible fools.
I, however, prefer to rely on their intelligence and good judgement. Reporter: I...
Marge's sign: An Independent Voter for Bailey Lisa's T-shi
I wish I were old enough to vote for Bailey. Bart's T-shi...
Burns: Have you, uh, found any dirt on Mary Bailey?
Advisor 1: Well, we've gone through her garbage. Advisor 2...

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