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Homer: Honey, I'm home! Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and I've nearly chewed through it....
Marge: Inflation, trade deficits, horrible war atrocities .
.. how are we supposed to do our big musical number with so many problems in the world?...
Moleman: A poem, by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see, My cataracts are blinding me.
[flower wilts] Conway: [still in skunk costume] And they thought I stunk. ...
Marge: Well, it's time to say goodnight. Home
I wish our special guest Tim Conway didn't have to leave so soon....
McClure: That's it for our spinoff showcase. But what about the show that started it all?
How do you keep "The Simpsons" fresh and funny after eight long years? Well, here'...
Boy, it's getting harder and harder to make it here by ten.
-- Chief Wiggum with the early-morning blues, "The Secret War of Lisa Simpso...
Wiggum: We'll start the tour in a second. I just gotta check the answering machine.
[does so...
Wiggum: Now, what I am about to show you next may shock and educate you.
Hold onto your values as we step through the looking glass into a hippie pot party....
So the next time you're walking on the beach, enjoying an hourglass, or making cheap, low-grade windshields, think where we'd be without sand!
-- "Sand" movie narrator, "TSW...
Narrator: The moon. For several years, she has fascinated many.
But will man ever walk on her fertile surface?...

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