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Burns: Make yourselves at home. Bart: Hear that Dad?
You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself....
Homer: Now, remember! As far as anyone knows, we're a nice, normal family.
Lisa: Hey Bart! Last one in the fountain's a rotten egg!...
Marge: Do you think we should leave the kids unsupervised?
Mother: You're right. [turns on the TV] -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Homer: Bart! Lisa! [swans stampede Homer] Willya.
.. D'oh... Where are are you kids! [Bart beans Homer with a rock] Ow!...
NOW HEAR THIS, THE FATHER-SON SACK RACE WILL BEGIN IN FIVE MINUTES ON THE NORTH LAWN.
PARTICIPATION IS MANDATORY, REPEAT MANDATORY. THAT IS ALL....
Homer: You remember the rules from last year? Ba
Yeah, shut my mouth and let your boss win. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Mother: I don't know who to love more... My son Joshua who's captain of the football team, or my daughter Amber who got the lead in the school play.
Usually, I use their grades a...
I don't want to alarm anyone, [woozily] but I think there's a little al-key-hol in this punch.
Smithers: Mr. Burns, are you ready? Burns: Yes. Smithe
Are you set? Burns: Yes. Smithers: [whispers] Go, Mr....
Marge: Here we sit, enjoying the shade. Wives: Hey, Marge, and pour the wine!
Marge: Drink the drink that I have made. Wives: Hey, Marge, and pour the wine!...

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