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Hi, ho, faceless employees.
Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Okay, men. Geiger counters on.
Gum used to seal crack in cooling tower.
-- The nuclear power plant inspection, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Plutonium rod used as paperweight.
-- The nuclear power plant inspection, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Homer: [wakes with a start] Aa! [twiddling levers wildly] Uh, just resting my eyes!
Burns: Ah, well-done. A rested employee is a vigilant employee....
Inspector: Mr. Burns, in twenty years, I have never seen such a shoddy, deplorable.
.. Burns: Oh, look! Some ......
Burns: How much could it possibly cost to fix this place up?
Smithers: Approximately fifty-six million dollars, sir....
Ooh! Cushy!
-- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Burns: Do you realize how much it costs to run for office?
More than any honest many could afford! Home...

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