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Marge: Homer, we're a Mary Bailey family. Homer: Mary Bailey isn't going to fire me if I don't vote for her.
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Ooh, a political discussion at our table. I feel like a Kennedy!
-- Lisa, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Now, here's the problem as I see it. While Governor Bailey is belov\'ed by all, ninety-eight percent of the voters rate you as despicable or worse.
-- Monty Burns' political advisor, "Two Ca...
Advisor: Their job is to turn this Mr. Burns... [shows standard portrait of Monty Burns] .
.. into this one. [shows `artist's conception'.] Burns: Why are my teeth showing...
Thank you for watching `Movie for a Dreary Afternoon'.
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
An election!? That's one of those deals where they close the bars, isn't it?
-- Barney, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Marge: I wonder if he's going to say anything about that horrible fish.
Homer: Oh, Marge. What's the big deal?...
Advisor: Now remember to smile. Burns: [back to camera] I &l
am> smiling. Advisor: You'll have to do better than that....
By the time this paid political announcement is done, every Johnny Lunchpail in this whole stupid state will be eating out of my hands.
[realizes the camera is on] Oh, hello, friends. -- Monty Bu...
But don't take <my> word for it. Let's ask an actor portraying Charles Darwin what &l
he> thinks....

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