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Marge: What was it you wanted to show me? Ruth: This.
[pulls a gun] Marge: [gasps] You're not going to hunt me for sport, are you?...
Marge: Beautiful, huh? Homer and I used to come up here on dates.
[Flashback to said date, where Homer brandishes a thick stick] Homer, stop that!...
Ruth: [pointing] Look, you can see our houses. Marge
Hmm. There's an awful lot of black smoke coming from my chimney....
Marge: Maybe we should call it a night. Ruth: OK. I _should_ get home to my daughter before that naked talk show comes on.
-- The one with bacon on the beach?, "Marge on the Lam...
Homer: The old make-out place. Hey, a new weather station!
I'll bash it good! [sighs] Oh, it's just no fun without Marge....
Marge: Ruth, is there something you want to tell me?
Ruth: Remember when I said my ex-husband was behind on his child support?...
Wiggum: We're in pursuit of two female suspects. One is wearing a green dress, pearls, and has a lot of blue hair.
Homer: A lot of blue hair? Hee hee -- what a freak! -- A freak that _you...
Homer: ...it's Marge! She's become a crazed criminal just because I didn't take her to the ballet.
Wiggum: That's _exactly_ how Dillinger got started. Homer: [interested] Really? -- You le...
Marge: I don't want to be a wet blanket, but maybe you should give yourself up.
Ruth: Marge, it's a matter of principle. I just can't let that deadbeat win again....
Ruth: Look, Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this.
Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. Marge...

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