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Marge: [uncertain] Well, goodbye. Ruth: I'm...sorry about all this.
But you gotta admit, we _did_ have some fun....
Woman 1: [to Woman 2] This cross-country flight from the law would be hell if we didn't stick together.
Woman 2: Hey: friends _stick_ together. Woman 3: [to Woman 4] It's amazing how throu...
Wiggum: Mmm, engine-block eggs. If we can keep these down, we'll be sitting pretty.
[Marge and Ruth whiz by] Homer: That's them!...
Bart: Hey, it's morning and Mom and Dad aren't home yet.
Lisa: Don't worry, Mr. Hutz is still here to take care of us....
Wiggum: Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum, back in pursuit of the rebelling women.
Dispatch: All right, your current location? Wiggum...
Kent: We've just received word of a high-speed desert chase.
The suspects have been identified as Ruth Powers and Marge Simpson of Springfield....
At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty, and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion.
Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women leading to anarchy of biblical proporti...
Ruth: I give up. A single mother can't win in a man's world.
Marge: Ruth, that's a lot of hooey. It's not over 'till it's over....
Wiggum: Oh, no! They're headed right for the Grand Chasm!
Homer: Oh my God! They're going to drive right into it just to teach us men a lesson....
Homer: [into bullhorn] Marge, Marge! Marge: Homer? Home
Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband....

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