A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came
to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said,
"You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When
I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed,
you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the
house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were
still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."