One day a man forgot to tell his wife the couches from sears were
going to be delivered so he called his wife on his cell phone then his
daughter picked up and he said put mommy on the phone and she said
mommy and uncle ted is is in the room with the door closed so then dad
said we dont have an uncle ted and the daughter said yes we do and so
daddy said tell mommy that daddy just pulled in the driveway so she
went and told her mom then daddy said what happened and she said that
mommy ran in the bathroom with no clothes and hit her head on the sink
now she's all dead then uncle ted ran out the window with his clothes
and went into the swimming pool but he forgot there wasnt any water in
the pool and he hit his head and now he's all dead the father said I
dont have a swimming......... oops wrong number