Two guys are playing golf. The first guy says, ''Well, my wife just
had a birthday a couple days ago.''
The second guys says, ''What did you get her?'' The first guys says,
''I got her a Jaguar and a diamond ring.''
The second guy says, ''Why did you get her the diamond ring, too?''
The first guys says, ''I got her the ring in case she didn't like the
Jaguar.''
They keep playing golf for a little while and then the second guys
says, ''Yep, my wife just had a birthday a couple days ago, too.''
The first guy says, ''Well, what did you get your wife?''
The second guy says, ''A pair of flip flops and a dildo.'' The first
guy says, ''Why did you get her the dildo?''
The second guys says, ''So she could fuck herself if she didn't like
the flip flops!''