There was this couple that had been married for
20 years. Every time they made love the husband
always insisted on shutting off the lights.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous. She figured she would break him of
this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a
wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on
the lights. She looked down ... and saw her
husband was holding a battery operated pleasure
device... a vibrator... soft, wonderful and
larger than a real one.

She goes completely ballistic. " You impotent
bastard, " she screamed at him, " how could you
be lying to me all of these years? You better
explain yourself!

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and
says calmly:

" I'll explain the toy ... if you explain the
kids. "