Once a man saw a board outside his friend's office and it said
''B.A.'' next to his name, but after a week it said ''M.A.''
So he asked his friend how he got his master's degree so quickly. The
friend replied that last week his wife died so he put on the board
B.A. [bachelor again]. But then he married once more so he put on the
board M.A. [married again].